02/09 MGMT CONGRATULATIONS Psychedelic-pop band MGMT released news to in an exclusive interview with Spin Magazine yesterday of their forthcoming album release titled Congratulations.
02/04 LINGERIE FOR KIDS Singer Miley Cyrus’s 9-year-old sister Noah Cyrus has teamed up with friend Emily Grace to launch a line of lingerie for kids called ‘Ohh! La, La! Couture‘. In other news God has finally decided to destroy the human civilization (perfect timing).
01/31 BAILOUT BONUS Lloyd Blankfein of Goldman Sachs is expecting a record breaking $100 million dollar bonus this year in the wake of American economic ruin which finally answers the question as to whether or not Goldman Sachs helped engineer our current demise for their own benefit.
01/27 CASH FREEZE In his State of the Union Address, President Barack Obama pitched a 3 year spending freeze to trim the current 900 million gagillion googleplex deficit. Bonuses for Citibank and Goldman Sachs are excluded of course.
01/24 THE HOUSE LOSES Ever wondered how to beat the house in Vegas? Maybe you could learn something from the top ten gamblers of all time who single-handedly beat the Vegas’s biggest casinos.