03.15.10
The FBI has vowed to help Mexican officials in an escalating violent war with rival drug cartels that
claimed the lives of 2 American employees of the consulate in the Cuidad Juarez. Both were murdered after leaving a consulate social event. On Sunday, The State Department authorized the temporary departure of dependents of U.S. government personnel from the consulates in Ciudad Juarez along with five other northern border Mexican cities.
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03.12.10
The website
Fiverr asks, in a very broad way, what would you do for 5 dollars? Or better yet, what could you get done for 5 dollars?
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03.10.10
80’s movie star
Corey Haim passed at the age of 38 at a hospital in Burbank, California. Some reports have suggested the cause of death may have been an overdose as Haim struggled with drug addiction for years following his success.
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02.27.10
A massive iceberg has struck Antarctica dislodging a gigantic block of ice measuring 48 miles (78 kilometers) long and about 24 miles (39 kilometers) wide and holds roughly the equivalent of a fifth of the world’s annual total water usage. Holy crap.
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A powerful 8.8 magnitude
earthquake has struck Chile with a death toll so far standing at 82.
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02.18.10
We’ve all had them and will inevitably be working for them again in the future.
Clients from hell say some crazy-ass sh%$.
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02.15.10
Actor and Director Kevin Smith who reached fame as ‘Silent Bob’ was determined to be ‘
too fat to fly‘ by Southwest Airlines and he is not the least bit happy about it.
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Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has upped her rhetoric claiming Iran is becoming a ‘
military dictatorship‘ under the rule of Revolutionary Guard begging the question: How many wars can America fight?
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02.14.10
Sarah Silverman who is no stranger to controversy did not disappoint
when speaking at recent TED Conference.
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02.09.10
Psychedelic-pop band MGMT released news to in an exclusive interview with
Spin Magazine yesterday of their forthcoming album release titled
Congratulations.
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02.04.10
Singer Miley Cyrus’s 9-year-old sister Noah Cyrus has teamed up with friend Emily Grace to launch a line of lingerie for kids called ‘
Ohh! La, La! Couture‘. In other news God has finally decided to destroy the human civilization (perfect timing).
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01.31.10
Lloyd Blankfein of Goldman Sachs is expecting
a record breaking $100 million dollar bonus this year in the wake of American economic ruin which finally answers the question as to whether or not Goldman Sachs helped engineer our current demise for their own benefit.
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01.27.10
In his State of the Union Address, President Barack Obama pitched a
3 year spending freeze to trim the current 900 million gagillion googleplex deficit. Bonuses for Citibank and Goldman Sachs are excluded of course.
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01.24.10
Ever wondered how to beat the house in Vegas? Maybe you could learn something from
the top ten gamblers of all time who single-handedly beat the Vegas’s biggest casinos.
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01.22.10
“On January 21, 2010, with its ruling in
Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission, the Supreme Court ruled that corporations are persons, entitled by the U.S. Constitution to buy elections and run our government. Human beings are people; corporations are legal fictions. The Supreme Court is misguided in principle, and wrong on the law. In a democracy, the people rule.”
Do America a favor and
sign this petition NOW.
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You don’t really even have to be following the ‘Late Night Wars’ to appreciate just how brutal
Jimmy Kimmel was when questioned on Leno’s 10 at 10. Brutally honest that is.
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01.21.10
Republican Scott Brown was elected to the Massachusetts State Senate in a stunning upset over Martha Coakley. Brown claims the election wasn’t just a referendum on Obama but that ‘
it’s bigger than that‘. In other news the government continues to screw up on a massive scale on both sides of the aisle.
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01.13.10
Sarah Palin has inked a deal with Fox News to appear as a contributor on the network although there are no plans for her to anchor her own program. It’s pure coincidental irony that the headline ‘Fox Palin’ could be overlooked as yet another result yielded by the Sarah Palin baby name generator.
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