01.21.11

In an unexpectedly abrupt fashion longtime liberal news anchor Keith Olbermann resigns from MSNBC. The network has so far run the headline that they decided to ‘end his contract’.

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01.20.11

A ‘house of horrors‘ in Philadelphia has been closed as murder charges were filed against Dr. Kermit Gosnell whose clinic operated from 1979 to 2010 performing extremely late term abortions. Gosnell often induced labor and murdered the living aborted babies with scissors in a procedure he called ‘snipping’.

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01.15.11

After being hit by a stray bullet on New Years Eve an Italian man amazingly sneezed out the 22 caliber bullet that entered his head and survived with little to no injuries.

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01.12.11

“The article below the video I linked to explains pretty much everything. She defends her use of violent rhetoric, writing it off as “we are talking about the vote” and as first amendment rights. Well, if the first amendment means I cannot yell fire in a crowded theater because I’m endangering others, that should also mean that you, Ms. Palin, cannot use violent rhetoric and create maps with cross-hairs that obviously endanger others. She defends her map as having done nothing wrong, that “both sides of the isles use maps”, well if that were the case why did you take it down so quickly unless you had known from the start it was wrong? Lastly the use of “blood libel” is heinous, it refers to rumors that were spread to incite more antisemiticism and fear and hate against Jews. Specifically blood libel was the false fear that Jews were running around stealing good Christian children, murdering them and then using their blood in religious ceremonies to bake matzos at Passover. To use the term as though democrats are really victimizing you, Ms. Palin is wrong. You are not the victim here, and likening yourself to the horrors that Jews faced when they were victimized means you disregard their suffering, and are a completely self deluded.”

Quoted from: Deadfix

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01.11.11

Yep, that’s right. You read the headline and it’s finally true. It’s almost like this is a capatalist free market economy or something in some crazy post millenial future where corporate rule has finally been toppled and the consumer is allowed the freedom of decision. No wait, that’s total science fiction, but Verizon does finally have an iPhone.

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01.06.11

According to a new investigative report the 13 year old study linking childhood vaccine and autism was fraudulent. Super crazy yuppy parents of Los Angeles, it’s time to take your little tike back to the doctor and pump them full of what’s good for them.

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12.30.10

A 3.8 magnitude earthquake has struck north central Indiana in an area where no previous earthquake has ever been reported.

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A Florida caught masterbating on a plane blamed the incident on Tobasco sauce spilled on his crotch. Isn’t a bottle of Tobasco more than 10 ounces of liquid? C’mon TSA!

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12.20.10

Heavy snow and freezing conditions have slowed and all but stopped travel across northern Europe as London’s Heathrow airport put a stop on many of their flights. The hardest hit areas are France and Germany whose roads have been described as ‘treacherous’ and expect difficult conditions the entire Holiday week.

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12.08.10

83 died today in a gruesome fire that broke out in a Chilean prison that seriously injured 14 others.

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Concerns are mounting over first amendment rights related to free speech via the internet after the arrest of WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange on sex charges and, potentially, extradition to the U.S. on espionage charges. Let’s all just hope a release of information about government UFO and Extra Terrestrial programs is still in the immediate future.

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11.23.10

North Korea rained artillery rounds on a South Korean island on Tuesday, killing two South Korean marines and wounding more than a dozen people in what is undoubtedly the most serious act of aggression in decades.

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11.11.10

A heated dispute over a 20 dollar lawnmower turns grizzly when a man is forced at knife point to eat his own beard. Oh the humanity.

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10.29.10

The world’s largest gummy worm weighs in at 3 pounds is 5 inches in diameter and measures 26 inches in length. It’s 4,000 calories of worthlessly sugary diabetic goodness and damn it man they are sold out.

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10.25.10

The ‘hiccup girl’ from a few years back who made headlines because she couldn’t shake the hiccups has been charged in a robbery turned murder. Of course this is once again cause for national media coverage and we are hypocritically adding to the unnecessary firestorm.

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10.18.10

The dominoes continue to fall as one of the nation’s largest banks, Bank of America or ‘Stank of America’ as it has sometimes been recently called plans to resume seizing over 100,000 homes in 23 states next week.

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10.15.10

So who are the most powerful folks running the art game in 2010? Art Review breaks down the top 100.

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Who knew that Eric Stoltz was the original Marty McFly for the first 5 weeks of shooting Back to the Future?

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